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novaface:

If anyone ever asks what I see in Stater they can refer to this post and only this post.

Hal is like the third best Green Lantern, maybe the 4thSteel might be better than Superman, I still haven’t made up my mind about thatBut if we’re getting technical I guess Barry Allen and Hal Jordan are both legacy heroes

novaface:

If anyone ever asks what I see in Stater they can refer to this post and only this post.

Hal is like the third best Green Lantern, maybe the 4th

Steel might be better than Superman, I still haven’t made up my mind about that

But if we’re getting technical I guess Barry Allen and Hal Jordan are both legacy heroes

daggerpen:

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

Thank you, biology side of Tumblr.

What if it’s “old as dirt”?

DETECTIVE COMICS #66 (Bill Finger, Bob Kane)

DETECTIVE COMICS #66 (Bill Finger, Bob Kane)

A+ banter, would use in real life

A+ banter, would use in real life

Do you think if Black Canary used her sonic scream and pointed it downward it would propel her into the air and let her fly like Iron Man and his repulsor blasts?

gailsimone:

No, I think she would snap her neck like a twig in about 1.7 seconds.

What if Black Canary had, like, a sound amplifying mask, and it had connecting tubes to her hands and feet?

Fancasting the All-Female Ghostbusters Remake

http://www.vulture.com/2014/08/paul-feig-might-direct-a-female-ghostbusters.html

Venkman: Tig Notaro
Spengler: Felicia Day
Stantz: Kristen Schaal
Zeddemore: Aisha Tyler

"I WAS A POC": the true story of a whitewashed fictional character

daggerpen:

ramonasflower:

Black Bat is done!I’m still waiting on the mask, but it’s basically done(:

Woah!

WhatCass, how are you realIs this why you’re not in the comics anymoreDid you escape to the real world

daggerpen:

ramonasflower:

Black Bat is done!
I’m still waiting on the mask, but it’s basically done(:

Woah!

What

Cass, how are you real

Is this why you’re not in the comics anymore

Did you escape to the real world

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

She wears high heels, I wear sneakers, she’s pretty ill prepared for this track meet

WAR WORLD

My friend daggerpen and I invented a cool game: we call it WAR WORLD.

We both hit “Random Article” on the DC Comics wiki until we each amass 7 characters. Then we take turns playing them against each other, and together we determine who would win in a fight. We redraw after every round, and the first to 5 victories wins the game.

Special rules:

The attacker for round one is determined by coin flip, for the defender to react to. From there on we alternate.

If the defender plays the same character as the attacker, both are nullified and the attacker must choose another character from his hand.

In the event of Batman vs. Superman (a common scenario, as they are the subject of the most DC wiki articles), the defender always wins.